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Bumper Sticker and T-shirt Sayings Here's a collections of bumper stickers and t-shirts that have halarious sayings on them. "My mind wondered...and it never came back." "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." "I've found Jesus. He was behind the couch the whole time." "I see dumb people." "I'm just driving this way to piss you off!" "Evolve, damn it!" "Honor roll stewdent." "I got my IQ test; the results were negative." "What would Jesus do...for a klondike bar?" "If you have Epilepsy, clap your hands!" "Chaos, panic, and disorder...my work here is done." "Sure you can trust the government...just ask an Indian." "If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy." "Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life." "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose!" "Get a taste of religion...bite a minister." "Who lit the fuse on your tampon!?" "Consciousness - that annoying time between naps." "If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen." "I've ran out of sick days, so I'm calling in a dead." "Vegetarian - primitive word for lousy hunter." "Conserve water...shower with a friend." I may add more on here as I see them =^_^=. |