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Moron...

I really couldn't think of a more appropriate title for this e-mail page. "Moron" pretty much sums it up.

To see what I mean, take a look at his e-mail:

You Suck Ballz. Your theory on Cloud is totally stupid, ignorant,and WRONG!!!
If you can recall,'Which you CAN'T!' Cloud was imbedded with Zach's memories because of Prof. Gahst putting them in the tanks, although it is untold whether they were created or just being used. Here is your exact quote which I read at 1:00 AM,'Do you remember Zack, and how Cloud stole his identity (and his clothes)? Cloud told Tifa Zack's story of what happened in Nebilhiem 5 years ago when they met for the first time in a long time in Midgar. He told this story because he said later in the game (when Tifa finds out the truth) that he was embarrassed that he didn't get into SOLDIER. Hah! Yeah right!The only reason why he told Zack's story was because he wanted to impress Tifa! They haven't seen each other in a long time, and Tifa was wearing a mini skirt! But then, he found out that Tifa was in AVALANCHE, and she was against the Shinra, but he had to stick to the same story because he would look like a dumbass if he didn't!' You fuckin' retard he was avenging Zach's death,'WHEN SHINRA KILLED EM' ', and then quit SOLDIER! NEXT!, if you beleive that bullshit about FFVII being incomplete than you have got to have a mental issue or something! 'Well, if you look more closely at the game, it does seem unfinished. For one thing, the storyline has some parts of it missing (that's why I am making these pages to begin with), the ending seems like it wasn't done, and there are a bunch of rumors about the game (for example, there is a rumor that you can get a wooden chocobo) which were developed possibly because they didn't get finished with the game all the way, so they had to leave some stuff out.' The wooden chocobo theory may be true but where do you come off that it was left out of the game! Yeah and what about the villians looking like transvestites! If you ask me, your probably a transvestite and just wish the villians were so you can beat off to them. Only actually getting there after 90,000 hours of play and hoping to God your transvestite friends can help you to get there. Oh yeah, Images and Pics are basically the same thing. What do you have against Barret. I don't care if these "Making Fun Of Characters" pages are just jokes or not, me and my friends didn't find it in the least bit funny. So go crawl back into that hole on the wall you live in and play these games more thoroughly and try to squeaze the story into your retarded ass head! And to conclude, I don't really care about you making fun of FF8, but when you make fun of Seven you cross the Goddamn LINE!!!!! BIOTCH!!! (And send your worst if you E-mail me, I'm a man, I can take it)"

*sucks on a jawbreaker* Yeah...so?

*smacks herself in the head many, many times* For the last time, the game never mentioned that Zack's memories were imbedded into Cloud. I've said it many times before. I understand how you may get that impression, but it was never mentioned in the game. Imbedding Zack's memories into Cloud wouldn't benefit the Shin-ra in any way, so why would Hojo do that? It doesn't make since, it was never in the game, and IF I GET ANOTHER E-MAIL SAYING THAT ZACK'S MEMORIES WERE IMBEDDED INTO CLOUD, I WILL GO ON A KILLING SPREE! UNDERSTAND, GENIOUSES?!

*takes a deep breath* Okay, now I've gotten that out of my system. I honestly don't know why people say that Zack's memories were imbedded into Cloud. I never saw it implied in the game.

"Here's your exact quote that I read at about 1:00 A.M..." could you please tell me if that is 1:00 A.M. eastern time or central time? That's signifficant information that I need to have.

And I know what I say on my own site, so don't quote me. That's just really annoying and retarded.

(By the way, since I did re-do the whole site and cleaned it up a bit, his quotes that he got on my site may appear differently than what's on here now)

Cloud never quit SOLDIER...he was never really accepted, remember?

About FF7 being unfinished...I know that going by Squaresoft themselves is a bit risky because Squaresoft really can't be a reliable source, I mean, they only made the game, but I took a chance anyway.

Actually, what happened was I found out from someone that it was an unfinished game, and then I checked it out myself on a reliable site about Squaresoft. It is true; it was an unfinished game.

"If you ask me, your probably a transvestite...." That's right, boys and girls. He's figured me out. I am a transvestite. I am also a stripper; "Tiffy" is my stripper name (sarcasm). And "your" is possessive, you stupid ass!

And I have absolutely nothing against Barret. I think that gay people are beautiful, wonderful people.

Well, you moron, I really don't give a damn about what you and your stupid friends think. I do get e-mails all of the time saying that the pages are funny. So I guess that just means that you have terrible taste in comedy. For example, I bet that you aren't laughing at me making fun of your pathetic, stupid e-mail now, are you? Well, maybe if you had better taste in comedy, then you would see that it's halarious how I'm making you look like an ass right now.

I'm a big fan of FF7; it's my favorite game of all time. I just found quirky things about it and I pick on it a little. I really don't care if you don't find me funny. If you do find me funny, then you're awsome, and if you don't, then you can just burn in hell.

He's a man, eh? Wow! He has a penis! He can take on anything if he has a penis and has no breasts! So what if he's a man? I can still make him cry. And if not cry, then I can still make him look like a retard.